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A guy was trying to pick me up in the grocery store today by following me through the aisles and talking to me when I was visibly uninterested like asking me where I’m from and if I needed any help, commenting on my hair and telling me I had a “unique look”/I looked like a model so after a couple minutes of hearing this while trying and failing to find the aisle with hot sauce in it I turned around and looked at this man and asked him where the hot sauce was and he was obviously like “oh uhh I don’t know” then while he was stunned that I was talking to him I asked him why he wasn’t wearing a name tag and told him I was going to go find the manager and report him for not wearing store uniform or a name tag and not even knowing where the damn sriracha is

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It was very effective because not only did he leave me alone but he also lost his nonexistent job

Source: unclefather
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professorpineapple

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?”
“yeah”
“whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

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idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

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#this ain’t some avant-garde titanic poly romance it’s a bunch of individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg

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The ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS.

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I was an artist’s model in uni since it paid better than any other student work position. Did a life drawing class one semester, despite it being an unheated old building in the winter evenings, because the instructor was a decent fellow who always had extra space heaters. So there I am one evening, exhausted from my team’s afternoon practice, but I’m in a comfortable position on a padded stool, ready to hold the position for like fifteen minutes. Space heaters all around me, spotlights on me to get shadows in interesting places.

Beyond the red glow of the heaters and the hot-white of the spotlights, the massive drafty room is dark and quiet, broken only by the instructor’s whispers and the scratch of charcoal on paper. Me, I’m just dozing, ‘cause my ancient dorm was heated with creaky old steampipes that never really got warm, and with the new extra-powered space heater alongside the others, that night was the warmest I’d been in a month. I dozed, basking in the glorious warmth.

And then I fell asleep.

And then I fell off the stool.

I woke up rather abruptly on the cold wooden platform, and looked up to see an entire ring of terrified and worried faces around me. Everyone had their hands up, ready to help me up, except no one had touched me. Naked chick laid out face-down on the floor, and all the men and women were suddenly acutely aware they couldn’t just grab a half-asleep dazed naked chick.

Fortunately someone had the bright idea to tear the sheet down from the backdrop, lay it over me as a wrap, and then everyone was quick to help me up.

After that, the instructor and students got used to taking turns talking to me, just to make sure I wasn’t dozing off. Which was weird, at first, because I’d done two semesters just being a silent prop, and now I was interacting. It gave the class a vibe completely unlike any other I’d modeled for, and it ended up one of my favorite modeling experiences. 

postscript: months later, walking on campus with someone who’d eventually become my spouse, we passed some guys on the main path. One of them stopped, peered at me, and then said hello, excitedly, saying, “sorry, I didn’t recognize you, I’ve never seen you with your clothes on!”

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This is honestly so delightful and accurate 

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Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.

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also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books

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That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.

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Nicolas Flamel was an alum of Beauxbatons.

The first headteacher of Durmstrang was a witch.

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Bam.

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In the books, it even says that there were boys and girls from each school. Thanks Hollywood for making Durmstrang buff and all athletic men and Beauxbatons all feminine and dainty.

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Just imagine what it would have meant for every kid watching, seeing girls walking beside the guys in Durmstrang being “manly” and boys walking with Beuxbaton being flirty and feminine.

It would have shown that girls and boys can be however they want.

drarrysgirl

It also suggested that the only way a female could have be selected to participate was if she was not up against any male competition. In the books Fleur is chosen as the best candidate for her school from a selection of female AND male students. And she was the best PERSON. Not the best GIRL.

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all men are Russian and all Women are French.

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Select your gender: 🔳 Russian
🔳 French

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does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

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is this what rich people worry about lmao

sunbeargirl

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

jas720

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

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Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

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2018 Predictions

  • A revolution breaks out
  • Vine comes back stronger then ever and the entire world cries out of joy
  • Nintendo releases a video game where you play STRICKTLY as bowser
  • 80s fashion comes back full force and we only wear Hawaiian shirts.
  • The time travelers come back and kill trump
  • Power Rangers announces that its getting a sequel and actually gets the views and ratings it deserves
  • More diverse casting in shows and movies
  • Live action Mario that’s high quality
  • Luigi becomes the superior brother
  • Popular ya books with canon wlw
  • Anime redemption arc
  • Everyone who’s doesn’t think bowser is hot gets fuckin oppressed
  • Year of the gays
  • Hozier comes out of hiding
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Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”

Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”

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akhmenos

Your mental illness is lying to you.

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You are not stupid.

You are not ugly.

You are not worthless.

You are not weak.

You are not a burden.

Your mental illness is lying to you.

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Fuck.

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Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

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YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

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in addition: yes i love you and your existence

icryformusic

Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

jackslenderman

Yes, I am happy to hear from you.

You look nice today.

No, you aren’t being annoying.

Tell me more about the things you like, I’m interested in what you have to say.

If you changed your mind and can’t handle going out, we can hang out at home instead, I really don’t mind and I’m not mad at you.

Yes, I am really honestly happy that you’re here!

I think you’re pretty great actually.

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Needed this and BOOSTING

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needed this.

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ALL OF THIS

Side note: if you tell me to stop apologizing, I will apologize for apologizing so much

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story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings of lights. umbrellas are major fashion accessories and nobody is caught dead without one. festivals are all held indoors except for rain parades. everyone has massive gardens. its awesome.

sulemania

Tropical environment during the rainy season? Perpetually slightly moist like in Britain? Either works!

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